Posted on Wednesday, January 2, 2019
Posted on Wednesday, January 2, 2019
Posted on Monday, December 31, 2018

priestessofarkay:

llyriuml:

writterings:

writterings:

writterings:

writterings:

writterings:

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

You are the only valid manager

this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19

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Posted on Monday, December 31, 2018

oparzenia:

carbonated-milk:

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

why the fuck im crying right now

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Posted on Sunday, December 16, 2018
Posted on Sunday, December 16, 2018

dement09:

alexander:

insaneinspireddreamer:

gudakko:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

transmedwaterdeer:

closetedguyy:

sansv0re:

closetedguyy:

gudakko:

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

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are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

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Weak

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anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

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Originally posted by lokisbambi

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Posted on Sunday, December 16, 2018
congenitaldisease:
“As Kent Whitaker was lying in the hospital bed in December of 2003, his thorax punctured by a 9mm bullet, he vowed he would take revenge on the person behind this senseless crime - the person that killed his family and attempted...

elliebeanz:

me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

(Source: ulibeanz, via saysomethinguniverse)

Posted on Friday, December 7, 2018

lucidsuggestion:

i think about your eyes a lot

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Posted on Thursday, December 6, 2018
Posted on Thursday, December 6, 2018
breathtakingqueens:
““Lady Gaga
Variety Magazine’s Actors On Actors (December 2018)
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stability:
“LMAOO 💀💀
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